I go on holiday on Monday to Munich.
I’m going hoooooomeeee!
Doctor Who the hell cares
Friendly reminder ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth ｡◕‿◕｡ It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)
this site is absolutely TOO MUCH
this is the last straw. im out
I… Are you… Wha…. Are you fucking CRAZY, hombre.
I don’t give a damn bout my bad reputation
English people are not cute like Americans think. They have the inner dialogue of psychopaths.
Oh? Right. You’re in the queue in front of me now are you? Right, that’s fine. I know I haven’t said anything. Nope. You refuse to look me in the eye. I’m going to slaughter your whole family.
Oh, was that the last bag of sour cream and chive kettle chips you just picked up off the shelf? That’s fine. I’ll just settle for a packet of walkers. No, honestly. Look at me. Look at me. You knew I wanted them as well. LOOK AT ME. I’m going to suffocate you with your kettle chip bag once I’ve finished licking the flavour from the inside corners of the bag.
There’s four meat and potato pies left at the bakery… and you’ve bought all four. I’m sure you’re going to eat them all yourself and you’ll probably eat the hard outside crusts like a peasant. You don’t deserve them. I’m going to bake you into a pie and feed you to pigeons.
Are all 3 of you going to walk side by side blocking the whole path ALL the way to the bus station. Yep. Can i just squeeze pas- no. That’s fine. Oh, and by all means vary your pace. I hate all 3 of you. I’m going to strap you into one of those ridiculous 3 people bikes so you can never walk like this again. And then I’m going to push you to the top of a hill and push you down it.
There are infinite free seats on this bus… Pick a different one, pick a different one, pick a- aaaaand you’ve sat next to me. Fantastic. Oh, disgusting. Your leg is now touching my leg. Your jean fabric is touching my jean fabric and it’s knocking me sick. Stop jostling your leg. Stop jostling your leg. I’m going to cut your legs off. You will never wear jeans again.
british people are so fucking cute
they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’
they called sweaters ‘jumpers’
sneakers are ‘trainers’
they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’
fuck off you condescending twat
Most British sentence I’ve ever heard